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4:45pm August 8, 2014

olicity-endgame:

0hhgodpleaseshutup:

I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.

Holy mother of god.

4:43pm August 8, 2014
4:42pm August 8, 2014
hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.

I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.

So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”

I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.

And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

4:40pm August 8, 2014
4:40pm August 8, 2014

professorgoogoo:

cumomelet:

almost one million people liked this post

4:38pm August 8, 2014
vriskaisthenewblue:

break-my-chain:

shippiestships:

mountain-sadist:

finding-peace-w1thin:


Skull in a salt lake

Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen!

It looks like I’m actually there

Goatdad?


I smiled. Then i fucking sobbed

Maybe thats why goatdad never came back for him 

vriskaisthenewblue:

break-my-chain:

shippiestships:

mountain-sadist:

finding-peace-w1thin:

Skull in a salt lake

Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen!

It looks like I’m actually there

Goatdad?

I smiled. Then i fucking sobbed

Maybe thats why goatdad never came back for him 

4:37pm August 8, 2014
powerburial:

itsvllgood:

powerburial:

itsvllgood:

powerburial:

Today’s Story

Lmfao. Idk which to believe. Either one could be a lie & that’s sad

As long as you know that one has to be true and you can only pick one. Choose wisely.

The second could be a cover-up for the first one cause I feel like they would know if they landed on Earth rather than Jupiter. Jupiter takes a whole lot longer to travel to lol

hey listen buddy what kind of sick game are you trying to play here?

powerburial:

itsvllgood:

powerburial:

itsvllgood:

powerburial:

Today’s Story

Lmfao. Idk which to believe. Either one could be a lie & that’s sad

As long as you know that one has to be true and you can only pick one. Choose wisely.

The second could be a cover-up for the first one cause I feel like they would know if they landed on Earth rather than Jupiter. Jupiter takes a whole lot longer to travel to lol

hey listen buddy what kind of sick game are you trying to play here?

4:32pm August 8, 2014
4:31pm August 8, 2014

willyciraptor:

drivedarlingdrive:

3:37pm August 7, 2014

nettosan:

datademon:

damn-arrows:

caffensis:

revyas:

I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs

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they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:

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This is important